Put Your Thong On - How to Go From Flab to Fab in No Time
Lea-Ann here ladies. My mantra for Moms in Thongs will always be to help moms look and feel their sexiest. However,this blog is for all women. The gym is my life - it’s the only time in a single day where a busy, successful Mom can just focus on herself. Seriously. I am there 5 to 6 days a week. There are no excuses ever. That brings me to something that has bothered me since I first started my gym life 14 years ago.
There are beautiful hot bodied women working their asses off. They look so amazing until….. they turn around! Full butt panties under tight workout pants is not hot. Not at all and never will be! I dont know what these gals have against the thong but it has to stop. All of those squats and lunges dont mean anything unless you showcase your hard work in the best way. A tiny string in your crack is a lot more comfortable than a wad of panty. I promise. You may feel like your rear is not thong worthy. If this is the case wear less fitted clothing until you get in the shape you work so hard for. There is no woman out there who doesnt want to look and feel sexy. So take my advice. Ditch the full butts, put a thong on and be proud to wear one. Thongs are HOT!
Here are some tips to improving your backend-
1. Sugar is the devil. It gives you wrinkles and a fat ass. Dont put it in your mouth except for special occasions.
2. Add protein to every meal. I Gram of protein for each pound you weigh a day to increase muscle and burn fat. Whey Advanced protein shakes add tons of protein on the go.
3. Squats and lunges. Any kind any way. Just do them. There is no machine that will give you the same results that heavy weights will give you.
4. Burn the fat. All the squats in the world mean nothing if your butts covered in fat. Do your cadio and take your supplements. The AM PM Fat Loss Discovery will take your figure from flab to fab in no time!
5. Get a tan. The sun is NOT the devil as we are all led to believe. Tan fat looks better than white fat. So expose at least 80% of your body to the sunlight (without toxic sunscreens) for 20 minutes everyday.
Posted in Moms In Thongs
April 12th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Are you serious??? Are you sure “Lea-Ann” isn’t a pseudonym for someone named - uh, I don’t know - maybe “Shane”?
What we won’t do to see a woman in a thong. Great article, though!
April 13th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Your language in this makes me not want to read or receive this again. You must talk this way and think it is normal. It might be for some but not everyone. I would hate for my children to see this. Carole
April 13th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
If this post offends you, DO NOT even think about reading a Stinky Sulfur Award (Ah Gasp!) - or watching the evening news, for that matter.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:01 am
This language offends some people!! Oh my God. Get real people! This site is not for some because its all about the truth. I guess if you are not interested in the truth and want to hear “nice” language I know this great Vioxx Rep down the street.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:29 am
Great posts here! And it is good to see you on here Erick! I know for fact that you have a lot more to say. Keep posting! You do your homework and you take action! Are you an Iron Man yet?
I just got back from a killer workout after taking my ThermoFX! I was in a hurry for breakfast, so had to go with fast food: 4 eggs and Whey Advanced. In conjunction with being a HIT Man, I swallowed some creatine with ribose and a 4:1 eurycoma longifolia. I’m on fire! Feeling tremedous!
April 18th, 2008 at 5:33 am
You can speak the truth without offending people by gutter language. There is no need to refer people down the street to the drug pusher/pimp because they would rather you didn’t swear.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Carol,
Why do you keep coming back to this site if it so offensive to you? Do you just want to see your name in print? Maybe you should go to church instead of wasting space here. Seriously lady.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Carol seriously, if it offends you stop reading and go somewhere else. This site is point blank the truth with no censorship. Look around….is anyone else complaining about “gutter language”?
May 5th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
They burned bras in the 60’s! Why not burn those “Granny Panties” in the ‘08? With all respect, Carol, I like this site because it has some “edge” to it. With respect to all others, remember, “Candor, intelligence, and good will” toward all.
Have a good ‘un!