Child Abuse Caught on Film
Who is the Retard Parent who Packed this Lunch?
This top-secret photo is courtesy of a close friend who blogs at www.lobotomeblog.blogspot.com.
She recently attended a pre-school lunch, snapped the photo and posted it. Disgusted, I instantly wrote this remedy to Bad Parents who overdose their kids on sugar.
I’ll admit, this remedy is gonna be ugly. But such controversy ensures that you tell your friends in disgust - or delight - and prevent future crimes against our youth. And by writing this, it prevents me (I hope) from going Rambo and spraying the food industry (and Bad Parents) with high-caliber bullets.
Based on The People’s Chemist Death by Sugar Calculator, the recipient of this sack lunch faces morbid obesity at age 12 and diabetes at 21. The remedy: A People’s Chemist Citizens Arrest of the Bad Parent who packed it.
That’s right. I’d hog-tie the parent with some garbage ties and arrest ‘em. I’ll send little Johnny off to a healthier lifestyle - the carnival will suffice here. Carnies prolly eat less sugar. Bad Parent #1 will go directly to The People’s Chemist Boot Camp.
Day one: Wake up to me as drill sergeant. I’ll rise from my slumber and go from academic, compassionate (sometimes), Live Young chemist to testosterone driven, unforgiving animal (I’ll skip breakfast and swallow my potent testosterone boosting eurycoma longifolia pills). Bad Parent will be forced to eat and drink their body weight in juice, sugar cubes disguised as fruit bites and go-gurt. Upon completion, it’s time for exercise.
This won’t be the comfortable, but effective, PACE exercise courtesy of Dr. Al Sears MD. No, I’m talk’n about a 30 minute, Mixed Martial Arts warm-up; guaranteed to make collegiate athlete’s puke, and Bad Parents wish they were dead. They’ll beg for water. Ill “Go-Green” and rip off my shirt like the Hulk and deny their dying wish (it feels good, I’ve tried it). After all, little Johnny hasn’t had water in weeks. Why should they. I won’t wait for their lame excuses; I’ll move on to making them read.
Reading won’t consist of People Magazine. It will be based on Bad Parent’s IQ – Dr. Suess will suffice. Then it’s time for a book report. When Bad Parent can’t regurgitate the 10 pages in written form, I’ll bring on the amphetamines disguised as ADHD meds! Unlike little Johnny’s school nurse, I’ll offer a choice: Swallow it or sniff it.
Every good - pharmaceutical fellatio giving - physician knows that if you can’t learn in school then you must be ADHD; never mind the shit, death by sugar meals packed by your dumbass parent. And if you read the headlines in your paper or watch TV, you know that all you have to do to get your "fix" is ask your friendly, family doc if the meds are "right for you."
Forget choice. I force Bad Parent to sniff their meds. This guarantees that they quickly experience the same future of little Johnny - intelligent human to speed freak.
Pull your head out of your ass and you’ll see that today’s ADHD prescribing habits have given rise to a new drug epidemic, with ADHD meds displacing speed.
The side effect is becoming what the New York Times has termed an epidemic of "speed freaks." Users often express erratic, psychotic or aggressive behavior. A wave of addiction, overdose and alarming side-effects are possible; from spraying schoolmates with bullets to an Arizona man lopping his son’s head off with a dull hunting knife. All of these side effects have been known since amphetamines were first used in World War II by Nazi fighter pilots.
But, I don’t care so much about this. My testosterone is kickin’ and little Johnny is living a healthier life chasing cotton candy and hot dogs with bottled water. So I force a heavy dose and walk away.
If Bad Parent can wipe their mouth of saliva foam - indicative of overdose - and walk away, they graduate PC Boot Camp. And God save them if I see ‘em commit the same crime twice…I’m off to buy my wife flowers for being such an amazing, minimum-sugar feeding Mom.
Posted in Beating Diabetes, Natural Cures
April 19th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
You know what, though? They don’t care. They really don’t give a @#$%–from the parents to the teachers to the little kids. They just don’t give a ^*%*. My mission is now to save myself–they don’t want to be saved, Shane.
April 19th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
I recently read an article (bakersfield.com) about a teen girl convalescing at UCLA after being diagnosed with Valley Fever and she subsequently developed menengitis. They have inserted a shunt, which will probably be permanent and she has gone from 180 lbs to 96 lbs. In the article, the father is happy because, “She ate her Lucky Charms. She took a bite of a corn dog, some tater tots.” Talk about child abuse-this child was obese to start and now they continue (in a hospital no less) to pollute her body with such disgusting junk.
They say that even with the shunt, she can live a “long life.” Somehow, I doubt that.
April 19th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
AMEN!!! Couldn’t have said it better myself!
April 19th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
LMAO!!! Shane you are hillarious
April 20th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Shane, you are right about the excessive sugar and carbs and the lack of the foods kids really need to be healthy and bright. But you should be more careful how you say it.
You write, “Prevents me (I hope) from going Rambo and spraying the food industry (and Bad Parents) with high-caliber bullets.” Some sensitive reader might feel duty-bound to report you to the federal thought police before you go ballistic. I kid you not. For 20 years I worked as a researcher at a federal automotive safety testing laboratory where we diligently strove to make our highways safer… so long as it didn’t interfere with automakers’ profits or the chances for reelection of Congressmen, Senators and Presidents. One day I emailed our computer network person, congratulating him for his valiant efforts to keep our balky file server on line. I said something to the effect that, “Mike, I wouldn’t have had your patience or perseverance. I’d have ventilated that f’n RAID array with a few rounds of Colt 45.” He and I both knew I was not seriously advocating anyone’s pulling out a Colt 45 revolver and dispatching a piece of computer equipment. The message got to the eyes of my inexperienced Goody Two-shoes supervisor, who called me in and reprimanded me for inciting workplace violence! No amount of reasoning with the man made any difference. A few months later my employment at the laboratory was terminated because of excessive age-related illness. End of a 20-year story.
If the drug companies, their government lapdogs and their media cheerleaders are as dense and as evil as you suggest, don’t you once in a while wake up in the middle of the night wondering about the safety of you, your mission and your family? A first step might be administrative and court action to jail you and liberate your worldly assets for practicing medicine without a license. The second step might be entrusted to their mafia allies… Just a chilling thought. You are toying with the fate of billions and billions of dollars. Lives have been lost for much less.
Keep up the good work, but be careful.
April 21st, 2008 at 7:39 am
Thanks for the comments. This community is growing rapidly thanks to all of the great interaction.
I appreciate the thoughts and concerns. But enough is enough, and someone has to do something about it. Part of the sick equation in health care is complacency, our own complacency. We need to change it.
April 21st, 2008 at 8:22 am
Although I think what you are trying to do is a good thing, referring to anybody as a “retard” is totally unacceptable. Insulting people is no way to get them to actually listen to what you have to say, no matter how valuable it may be. Rambo and the bullet spraying remarks just make it seem like your diet is not helping you to remain calm and rational. And the fact that that parent actually made that child a lunch…..well if you’ve seen enough children whose parents don’t even care enough to make them a lunch……walk a mile in their shoes!!
April 21st, 2008 at 10:50 am
I do love that this photo has churned up a lot of valuable discussion about the health of children and parent’s responsibilities to provide for their children. A little background as to the schools lunch policy (it is a preschool - so there is no cafeteria or other lunch options. Parents must pack their child’s lunch - the school, in every newsletter, has had educational articles about “healthy” lunch options and making sure the kids have protein, healthy fats, fiber, etc. To no avail, parents still buy this crap at the store. I ran into a friend & her 2 boys at the store this weekend and sure enough, what did they have in their cart, YoGO’s!
They are just fired up (and rightfully so) with the health of Americans and especially children. Not only CAN we do better than this lunch for this child, but we MUST!
I think it is all of our jobs to first & foremost take care of our own bodies and our families but we also have a responsibilty like Shane says to “WAKE UP” other parents and educate them. having said that, Shane’s gun analogy wasn’t probably the best one I’ve ever heard from him (and he does have some EXCELLENT ones!) However, if you know Shane & Lea-Ann like we do, they are very kind, non-violent people! I promise!
April 21st, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Some people are more concerned with politically correct language and phrasing than the message breaking through the wall of mediocrity, deception, and eggshell laden information venues.
Parents need to be shocked out of their ignorance and complacency. I recently watched a PBS Frontline story on children being medicated with psych meds. Here’s the link:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/medicatedchild/etc/notebook.html
The interesting thing is that most of the parents of the children being profiled in the story looked like circus animals; fat slobs, huffing and puffing obese (probably diabetic)
people, who seem to be clueless about nutrition. ” I don’t understand why little Johnny is so restless in class. He’s moody and depressed at times too. I’ just don’t understand it.”
The Frontline story never once made the causal link between diet and the symptoms all of these fake disorders created by various industries and professions in order to push drugs onto children.
I commend Shane for having the guts to tell it like it is. People need to be offended if it sparks discussion and action. The problem is not that some people are put off by such a no-bull direct approach. The problem is ignorance and lack of inquisitiveness about the subject by the parents in this country.
Chuck
April 29th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Dear Shane;
I am the mother of an 8 yr old child who was given a vaccination induced lobotome at the age of 18mos. He is now “Autistic”. At the same time, my 17 year old son was experiencing,ADD and depression so severe he could not go to school (which I also believe has been vaccination induced). The Dr’s answer was medication for both. This was not acceptable to me. Through much research on my part, I put both of my children on a program to heal the digestive system and cleanse the PHARMA garbage from their systems. They both take a nutrition/protein shake in the morning, vitamins, gallons of clean, healthy water. I introduced them to a clatherating cleanse (PCA-RX sublingual spray) and Freelife Himalayan Goji juice.
My 17 yr. old lost 100 lbs, stopped cutting himself and is a published author who is devoted to his healthy lifestyle. My Autistic son who was non-verbal and couldn’t understand spoken language is proficient in math and english for the 3rd grade and is moving to a regular class with an aide. He has no physical ailments and is extremely happy and well balanced.
All of this happened in one year of intense nutrition therapy. We have to step out of the medical model long enough to access it’s usefulness or lack thereof. For those who will listen there is an answer.