Obama Interviews Author of Over-The-Counter Natural Cures
Obama: Thanks for letting me interview you. You seem keen on health. Plus you look great. You told me you just celebrated your 35th Birthday in Crested Butte, Colorado, but you don’t look a day older than 34!
The People’s Chemist (TPC): Thanks for noticing. I try my best to keep a lean physique, it helps if I get my chest waxed too – Makes me look more buff.
That’s creepy though, were you scrolling through my FaceBook photos? I thought you’d be too busy to surf the Internet?
Obama: No, most of my work gets taken care of by Big Pharma and bankers. They run the country. I just appear for photos and interviews. It’s a great façade. And it allows me a lot of time for Google and FaceBook. Tell me, what do you think of the government’s proposed health care plan?
TPC: Dumb question. It’s as oxymoronic as “clean coal.” Even Paris Hilton is smart enough to realize it.
Not a single part of the plan outlines preventive health measures, and it’s totally void of proven, natural cures that should serve as the first line of defense against poor health.
The health care plan is nothing more than a cheap ploy to get Americans hooked on more drugs – to trade health for wealth. Duh, didn’t you read my book, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures?
Obama: No. I was too busy calling Fox News complaining about their anti-democratic slant.
TPC: Poor excuse. You have 200,000 people dying every year from prescription drugs – used as prescribed. Something has to be done. This is twice as many people who died in the Vietnam War, and it happens every year.
Benefit doesn’t outweigh this atrocity because the top killers like diabetic meds, psychiatric drugs, blood thinners, cholesterol lowering drugs and pain killers have never proven to increase lifespan.
Considering that my book outlines 10 lifesaving supplements for under $10, you should at the very least keep it near your toilet. Plus, you’ve been giving pharmaceutical fellatio for way too long. It will allow you to come up for some air.
Obama: I decided not to vaccinate my daughters. Is Swine Flu a real threat?
TPC: Only if you are the greedy swine pushing it. I don’t think American’s are going to fall for the vaccine scare, which means that the pharmaceutical pigs urging us to get the jab are gonna have a lot of unsold inventory.
Few people realize that immune function is a direct result of proper nutrient intake.
If we are not getting the right nutrients or ingesting items that deplete the body of them, our immunity fails. In this sense, immunity is a choice. You choose whether or not you’ll get the right nutrients to ward off “biological nasties” like H1N1 or any other variation of influenza…It’s all in the book.
Obama: I recently heard you on the radio telling people that high cholesterol won’t kill them. Can people really stop taking their cholesterol drugs and actually get healthier?
Yes, despite all the hype, not a single cholesterol lowering drug has been proven to increase lifespan. Today’s cholesterol lowering guidelines are nothing more than an irresponsible way of converting healthy people into patients, yet again. Studies involving large populations prove that as we age, cholesterol increases in order to protect us not kill us. Those with average cholesterol levels of 300 have been shown to survive longer than with those with total cholesterol levels of 170 mg/dL. This explains why cholesterol lowering drugs don’t help us live longer.
Obesity and diabetes are at epidemic levels in America. What do you propose as a defense for them?
Habits create and eradicate type II diabetes. If you treat your habits, you can treat diabetes. Whether it is the right exercise, eating frequency, diet or supplement use, anyone can learn to live thin, slim and free from diabetes. But, there is so much misinformation; people have no idea how to properly apply these habits to their lifestyle. OVER-THE-COUNTER NATURAL CURES clears the confusion. It helps people eat to satisfy, but not disrupt metabolism. It’s not so much about abstaining as it is just learning what ingredients to use and not to use.
Obama: Thanks so much for the opportunity to interview you. Is there anything I can do to return the favor?
TPC: Yea, get “One Nut” Lance Armstrong back on his bike and off the “cancer cure campaign.” It’s nothing more than a scheme to get people to take more chemo drugs – ineffective and expensive ones.
He might be a “one-nut” wonder (remember, one got removed due to cancer?) on the bike, but off it, he’s just another celebrity hell-bent on giving pharmaceutical fellatio.
At first, I thought it was his yellow jersey that stunk of sulfur, but now I know it’s actually him. He’s been rubbing up against Big Pharma so much that their odiferous chemical waste has rubbed off. I have to look away and cover my face every time I see his ugly mug – on the tube or even in a magazine – to shield myself from the smell.
Help me out – along with the rest of the country – and get his focus back on lycra, leg shaving and tight shorts and off America’s health.
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October 26th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Hi –
I enjoy your research and your reporting on health info – but I find it offensive sometimes when you choose to write in crude language. I would pass on more of your information to family and friends, but I won’t when I read expressions such as, “Plus, you’ve been giving pharmaceutical fellatio for way too long” (your blog). Could you communicate without having to use what many people consider crude, “gutter” type language? Please consider – thanks!
An interested reader
October 27th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Some people are so sensitive.
October 29th, 2009 at 7:40 am
I agree with Dave. While it’s nothing we don’t hear all the time, by passing it on to others, it’s as if we condone the language therein. I’m very careful about what I recommend to others. Would love to recommend you more. So, yes, some may think us sensitive, but we are the reading public, and wouldn’t it be nice if we could spread the word? Just a thought.
Thanks for all you work to expose Big Pharma for the crooks they are!
October 29th, 2009 at 8:40 am
So Max…if someone shoved you out of the way of a speeding bus, would you be upset if they offended you with their language? You have misplaced priorities “Max”. Go get a Flu shot and I hope the Doctor doesn’t offend your fragile feelings as he injects poison into you. The life saving information that has won Shane Ellison tremendous respect…well if I have to explain…you wouldn’t understand “MAX”.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Woops…sorry Max…my comments were directed at our daytime TV viewer “Dave”. And you are so correct. Sensitive and fragile.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Shane, when I got the email I wondered why you would want to be interviewed by the “SAVIOR” then I read the “interview” and laughed my a** off! I love it, EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED OF YOU! Keep on hittin’ it hard and telling the truth, I love sending my patients to your website, they are sooo informed. By the way, myself and one of my patients bought the only two OTC natural cures books in our Barnes and Noble. Get more over here in Staten Island NY! Thank you!
November 1st, 2009 at 11:28 am
I was expecting a real interview (how naive of me) and found something much better
You might want to join the fb group “I am fluent in sarcasm”
Keep up the good work Shane!
November 1st, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Shane,
Thanks for writing about Lance Armstrong. I too have a strong distaste for him and his pro Big Pharma chemotherapy/conventional cancer treatment drum he keeps beating.
Also, the FRS “Healthy Energy” drink he endorses is sweetened with poisonous and carcinogenic sucralose(Splenda). Ironic?
November 13th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Bought your book but having trouble finding some of the supplements in the recomended dosages
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Hi, I love your book and everything your doing to help the people of this once great nation.I am a bodybuilder from mississippi and have used supplements for years, but you have schooled me and i am glad you have. On behalf of myself and the american people God bless you Mr. Ellison.
January 30th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Received OTC Natural Cures as a gift just yesterday. Wow! I don’t think I even have the adjectives to describe my feelings. I am thoroughly enjoying it, yet honestly sick to my stomach with the Pharma world. I am in my 30′s and buried my parents. Dad in ’02. Mom in ’05. I shutter in remembrance of their health battles after reading just the 1st chapter of this book. Thank you for sharing this info with ME,and a very “sick” nation. Although you are blunt and get edgy with your language at times, I find the book very “eye opening”
Thanks
April 9th, 2010 at 9:47 am
I love the way Shane explains things in his book. No nonsense and to the point. It adds some humor, too, while telling the truth. I don’t find it offensive. What I do find offensive is Big Pharma spouting information about drugs that don’t help people, but hurt people, while they make big profits.
April 12th, 2010 at 2:33 am
So when Shane tells the truth but uses some crude humor it offends you so you won’t refer his material to others? Whatever! Get some balls buddy & grow up! The typical crap coming across the news is so damn offensive & off color with it’s programming your comment was hysterical. Maybe you’ll prefer Mercola with his fear campaigns & let me just scare the shit out of you so you’ll buy my products. I’m sorry I couldn’t resist! Get a grip & go have sex with your wife it might help!
May 12th, 2010 at 10:21 am
Apparently Dr. Michael Holick and Mike Adams the health ranger, haven’t had the benefit or your most recent research on Vitamin D supplements
http://www.naturalnews.com/SpecialReports/Sunlight.pdf
http://www.naturalnews.com/003069.html
Frankly, I don’t know who to believe, you or these two.
June 24th, 2010 at 11:53 am
It is strange to me that people are so aggressive about a polite comment re language. People react to language on an emotional level, it’s why people swear in the first place. Anyone who is trying to reach a general population is perhaps wise to take into account that salting his message with images quite a few people find obnoxious will limit his reach and influence.
For a percentage of readers, such language absolutely diminishes the image of a professional and a voice to be trusted.For these people, such language prevents them from taking the message seriously.
To be scornful of that is like being scornfull about someone who cannot listen to you while a dozen (harmless) snakes twine around his legs ..no matter what the message is he will have other things on his mind which prevents him for “hearing” you. It’s something Shane may not have considered..of course it is always his choice to write whatever he likes in whatever form he likes. It’s all a matter of what outcome he is looking for.
July 3rd, 2010 at 11:27 am
Well taken. If only Obama would care enough to interview, wow…
Looks like I am going to have to add your OTC book to my collection…along with “man-boobs” Weils’ guide to optimum health. Too funny.
Your thoughts are very intriguing right now. I moved away from Vegetarianism (aka:anorexia waiting to happen) after reading a book by Dr. Gregory Ellis. Your information compliments his very well…and your background is hard to ignore.
And regarding your language and delivery…anyone who complains about it really doesn’t understand the war this matter of health really is.
Thanks again.
July 11th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Shane, I have bought and given away a bunch of your books and I recommend it a lot. I am a pancreatic cancer survivor and take a number of supplements you recommend. I appreciate sarcasm and humor. I would, however, appreciate your rising above profanity. I know you feel strongly but it limits who we can refer your work to and that’s counterproductive.