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Stupid Diet Myth #2: Eat 4-6 Small Meals Per Day

April 19th, 2009

Here is another way to spike your fat storing hormone insulin…and get fat fast; Feed your face 4-6 times daily (graze).  This myth grew from the erroneous idea that eating boosts metabolism.  And it does.  But after three meals per day, this metabolic effect diminishes.  It’s like watering a plant all day rather than once a day.  Eventually it dies.  We’re not that fortunate.  If we eat too often, we are forced to waddle our way through life, just like "eat small meals, all the time, advocate" Dr. Weil; man-boobs fully intact. 

Note:  Dr. Weil states, "I have never eaten a McDonald’s hamburger. I think I am one of the few Americans who can say that.  However, I have, when on the road, gone into a McDonald’s to get a Coca Cola." No doubt he is telling the truth.

Restricting feeding times to three meals per day is crucial because during the five hours between meals, the body produces anti-aging and muscle building hormones courtesy of hormone intelligence.  Disrupt this timing and you produce fat inflating and age-accelerating ones - courtesy of hormone ignorance. 

Grazing is for cows.  If you like mimicking fat farm animals (or Dr. Weil) go for it.

Note: A select few "eat all day" advocates offset the fat building effect with an exercise addiction that takes them to the gym every day.  This isn’t practical for everyone, and excess exercise wrinkles your face fast.

Check back for Stupid diet Myth #3 and #4!

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Stupid Diet Myth Part 1: Drink Juice

April 13th, 2009

It was hard writing this blog. My frustration over stupid diet myths and those who perpetuate them almost prevented me from writing cogently. But in the name of America’s gaping eye-candy deficiency, I was able to push past my frustrations to expose four stupid diet myths.  Here is the first of four.

Oprah’s personal trainer Bob Greene insists that, "To curb that sweet craving, have a cup of fruit juice." It’s no wonder his celebrity client continues to pack on the pounds at record breaking speeds: Green pushes what’s good for his sponsors (the food industry), not what’s good for your health.

Juice spikes insulin, blood sugar and our "feel good" neurotransmitters. If you don’t want to be an honorary member of The Fat Cow Hall of Fame, don’t drink it. All three of these biological effects lead to obesity and sugar addiction. This warning also goes for the "Super Fruit" juice drinks sold via the infomercial pitch that insists they are a great antioxidant. FYI: A healthy body is fully protected from free radicals thanks to the natural production of the antioxidant glutathione.

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Mom-in-Thong Wins “Amateur of the Week” and Exposes Her Bulking Secrets

April 6th, 2009

Congratulations to Lea-Ann for winning the Bodybuilding.com Amateur Fitness Competitor of the Week.  Click below to see her two week bulking secrets: 

http://www.bodybuilders.com/fitness.htm

This came right after a rigid 8 weeks on The AM-PM Fat Loss Discovery.  The important note here is that she went into this cycle VERY lean and while on it, was supplementing with natural insulin mimics and lifting heavy weights.  Without these supporting variables, such an eating frequency can in fact lead to fat gain.  Note that it didnt here, and I was monitoring her habits 24/7 to make sure of it.  It works for men too.   

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Mom-In-Thongs Teaches Lessons Learned Winning Arnold Classic

March 23rd, 2009

By Lea-Ann Ellison
Copyright 2009 www.thepeopleschemist.com

I love the gym, the beauty industry and competition. Put all three together and you have the perfect recipe for the sport of Figure. That’s why I chose it and have been competing in it for the last year. I’ve won first in all of my shows to date, while keeping my health intact. My recent win at The Arnold Classic has taught me more lessons about health and fitness than any single certification or degree could teach. Hopefully, by passing them on to you, they’ll get you past the BS that lurks within the fitness industry.


Lea-Ann kissing The People’s Chemist (We are married)

Lea-Ann with UFC Fighter Anthony Johnson at UFC 96 (after winning the Arnold)

Learned Lesson #1: Avoid BS Diet Myths

The Arnold Amateur was the most exciting competition I have done thus far. And just like all the other shows, I have noticed a scary trend: starving, dehydrated, exhausted, bitchy women (so much for being healthy) trying to look like they are healthy and having fun on stage. The culprit behind it all: The BS fitness myths that tell us to eat a bazillion times a day and use Splenda to sweeten food in place of sugar.

Feeding your face all day long will play some seriously detrimental games on your metabolism, guaranteed. First and foremost, it keeps your fat storing hormone insulin high. This is great for bodybuilders on steroids who are not as sensitive to fat storage, but really bad for the rest of us. Eating four to six times per day simply forces us to go to the gym more often to avoid the fat gaining side effects. This leaves us exhausted and sometimes delirious. To feel and look great, you only need three quality meals per day, just make sure they are not served from a box, window or package.

Splenda is nothing more than a drug disguised as a sweetener. Are you kidding me? I thought you had to have a prescription from a doctor to eat drugs? Seriously though, it’s well known that Splenda is a wild-card that can cause numerous side effects, just like any other drug. And the headlines are clear: The artificial sweetener disrupts our brains ability to count calories, therefore leaving us feeling hungrier (bitchier) than we really are. Not cool for any athlete.

Learned Lesson #2: Never Deprive Yourself Of Sleep

Moms do it ALL right? I do. My competition schedule goes like this: Up at 5:30 am and to the gym at 6:00. Home at 7:45 to make breakfast for family, clean up, make lunches and send kids to school. Shower at 9:00 work at 10:00. Home at 5:00 pm, make dinner (maybe it’s my husbands night and we grab healthy food out) clean up, family time till 8:00 and kids to bed at 8:30pm. Shane and I hang out, take our nightly SerotoninFX to "sleep like drunken bums naturally," and since he needs his beauty sleep too its bed by 9:30pm, no exceptions. Repeat!

The only reason I can proactively dictate my own busy schedule is because I never deprive myself of sleep. And my physique benefits thanks to the subsequent release of human growth hormone during the resting hours. In total, inadequate sleep means I can’t keep up with myself or get the benefits of working my ass off at the gym.

Learned Lesson #3: Be Dirty

I’m the only dirty girl I know…I eat whole (not a sliver) avocados, coconut oil, whole eggs, peanut butter, real butter, seeds, nuts, real meat not lean meat, cheese, and all of these so called "dirty foods" that most people avoid. Meanwhile, the rest of the competition is eating whole grains, egg whites, rice and sugar laden sport bars.

The health gurus I crossed paths with would peak at my diet and insult me with statements like, "You can’t win with a dirty diet like that." Well guess what? If that’s being dirty, then I’m a dirty girl.

I love fats. I THRIVE on them and I win competitions on them. My skin glows, my belly is full and I look younger now than I did 5 years ago.

Avoiding fat makes you age really fast, making you look old and wrinkly beyond your years. Fat helps the body absorb essential micronutrients which keep your skin glowing, metabolism boosted and muscles pumped - thanks to Hormone Intelligence Therapy that accompanies fat intake. My diet consists of 50% healthy fats.

More important than winning any athletic event is being healthy. Health should never be sacrificed. Yet, this has become the norm in many sports courtesy of sham marketing and self proclaimed health gurus who can’t tell the difference between science and marketing. Be wary. Watch out. And always go for the win, but keep your health intact.

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What to do when your doctor tells you that you have high triglycerides

March 16th, 2009

There are a lot of things to be grateful for in life. A great career, family, a good friend or two, a nice house, a slick car and vacations are usually at the top. But gleaming far above any one of these is great health. This fact hit Stan hard when his doctor told him his triglycerides were too high. With high triglycerides, Stan risks obesity, type II diabetes and heart disease. Fortunately, there’s an easy fix that doesn’t require a pharmacy.

Stan has been focusing on work, work and more work. Doing so has left him out of the gym and eating for convenience rather than health. This has caused him to take in more calories than he uses. A high triglyceride (usually anything over 200 mg/dL) level is simply the result of an energy imbalance within your body. Rather than utilize fat and glucose (sugar) to "run on a treadmill," or "chase your wife around the bedroom," these molecules run amuck in the blood.

Since metabolism likes to be as tidy as possible, it packages the unused fat and sugar fuel into a storage molecule known as a triglyceride. Once merged, they are stuffed into your belly (adipose tissue), your muscles (makes muscles look soft rather than hard and shredded) and even your liver (fatty liver) as storage.

Triglycerides natural enemy is a hormone known as glucagon. It’s the Loch Ness Monster of hormones because it’s rarely seen. High triglyceride levels are usually accompanied with high insulin (this is the "Oh, please don’t take your shirt off hormone"). Insulin stores fat while smothering glucagon production. Bring it back to the surface (by increasing your hormone intelligence), and glucagon will smash triglycerides, as well as all the medical complications that accompany them.

I told Stan to start following this advice:

First, space your meals out by five hours. This will help insulin simmer down so that your body can produce glucagon. Make sure your meals consist mostly of purified water along with healthy fats like seeds, nuts, grass fed beef, real butter, cod liver oil and avocados as discussed in The AM-PM Fat Loss Discovery Package.

Second, start supplementing with a teaspoon of psyllium husk and about 300mg of alpha-lipoic acid daily. This will slow the absorption of calories and cause your body to speed up sugar metabolism for the overall effect of reversing an energy imbalance.

Finally, start exercising. Either chase your spouse around the bedroom more often, or make it a habit to do my 16-minute total body work out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0f65I4khA) every other day.

Sticking to the plan, Stan’s triglyceride levels dropped from 556 to 172 mg/dL in a matter of 43 days! Side effects included 8 lbs of fat loss (from 173 to 165lbs), a gain in 5 lbs of muscle mass and skyrocketing energy. His wife started looking at him more often too. I suspect there are a few more welcome side effects to come, like increased longevity, which translates into more time with family and friends as well as enjoying an exotic vacation or two.

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Mom-in-Thong Featured in BodyBuilding.com and Muscular Development

March 11th, 2009

These were taken at The Arnold Classic:  1st Place!

 

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Lea-Ann Wins First Place at Arnold Classic Figure Competition!

March 9th, 2009

She wondered if she could win the largest Figure competition in the world…Now she knows.

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HealthFX Front Men Grapple and Win at Colorado BJJ Tournament of Champions

February 28th, 2009

Me:  1st Place Masters Men, 180lbs


Scott:  3rd Place 160lb Adult No-gi and gi.

Yes, still living young! 

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Get More Birthdays With This Work Out Priniciple

February 25th, 2009

Bring up the word “Muscle” and the first thoughts may trigger mention of biceps or abs. Rarely will the heart come to mind right off the bat. Fitness Clubs often, (unknowingly) draw us into a routine that may tone and build skeletal muscle but not always one that develops the most important muscle “the heart”.

Understanding proper aerobic minimums will be the first step as we attempt to integrate our goal of both outward physical improvements in shape and size, while also improving cardiovascular efficiency.

Many feel a need to devise a system that allows for a specific time at the end of their routine for a session on a stationary bike or elliptical machine. If aerobic training in this fashion is not your cup of tea, read on.

By understanding the difference between aerobic and anaerobic conditioning, we can combine the two and eliminate the need for a boring session of cycling, etc. at the end of a day at the gym.
It’s called, “Circuit Training” by some.

As each muscle group is put through its paces, be it biceps curls, thigh extensions, etc., reduce rest periods to a time frame that allows the heart to maintain a safely elevated BPM  (Beats per minute).

This shortening of rest will vary according to age, condition, weight and the exercise in question. The formula for accurately achieving dual benefit is as follows: Subtract your age
from the number 220. Example: Let’s say you are 40, so the number would be 180. This would represent your target (or maximum safe heart rate for a very short period of several seconds). Now we use 80% of the target number and we come up with 144.

As you proceed through the various exercises, attempt to elevate the BPM to this level by adjusting the weight used and the number of repetitions in a given set. Strive for a drop of no less than 20 BPM between sets. Obviously a watch with a built in heart monitor and highly visible face will help.

By maintaining an elevated BPM between 144 and roughly 124 (Formulated for forty years of age) for 15 to 20 minutes of total gym time, three days per week, you will allow enough aerobic activity to turn a conventional, external toning session or strength building routine into a dual purpose activity that allows you to leave the club knowing you’ve achieved maximum benefit from a highly efficient program without the boring end.

In effect, this is one of the most beneficial ways assuring more Birthday celebrations down the road.

- Bob Shaefer   Feb 24, 2009

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Mom-In-Thong Teaches 3 Things to Never Feed Your Children

February 18th, 2009
Growing up, I ate whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted. There were even bowls of candy spread around the house on holiday mornings that inevitably put us into sugar shock by 8:00am. Disgusting. 
 
With no nutritional guidance, I left my first year of college with an extra 15, or 20lbs of fat and often felt lethargic and moody.   This was not the road my children were going to follow. I’ve learned three rules you must never break to assure your children don’t grow obese.
 
Number one don’t eat fast food. I would be mortified if someone saw me in a McDonalds. That alone keeps me from ordering my food from a talking box and picking it up through a window. 
 
Number two avoid monosodium glutamate (MSG). This is a nasty unnatural dangerous chemical used as a flavor enhancer. Basically, it’s designed by evil chemists to make tasteless food addicting. Big profit for someone right? At the same time, my husband teaches that it also interrupt’s your body’s natural hormonal intelligence by screwing with insulin levels and making the fat storing hormone surge. The outcome over time is diabetes. 
 
My number three ingredient to avoid is high fructose corn syrup. This stuff will make your kids fat. Really fat. It is an altered sugar that is not natural as its manufacturers claim. It’s found in so many products you may even be fooled by the “All Natural” labels. 
 
Avoiding these three poisons will put your children on the fast track to a happy healthy childhood!

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