I’m sick of seeing the same damn poison on the shelf of every gym I go to…
As a private pilot, I travel a lot. And no matter where I go, gym owners and personal trainers always get their protein recommendation wrong. As a chemist, it’s annoying. Not only is it counter to health, but it’s also toxic. Before I…
Historical ad reads: “Heroin. For non-addictive relief from the cough.”
Since the early 1900’s the drug industry has been saying whatever-the-hell they want in order to get us hooked on drugs. Heroin was advertised as a non-addictive alternative. Once enough people died, they started pushing morphine, then codeine…and so on.
That’s how it works – lie your ass off…
I just had a great idea, which doesn’t happen often. The last time it did, I was leaving a bar after a couple shots of tequila.
True story…
Walking out, I saw a guy stumbling to his car with his girlfriend.
Dozens of people strolled by ignoring the obvious.
I had the bright idea to say, “Hey, you better not…
 Dan Brown, Rocket Scientist: "Fat ladies in the audience getting aroused and slippin’ out of their chairs when he tells them, 'Big Pharma discovered a gene that causes you to eat too fucking much.'" |
 Mary Smith, Nice Old Lady: "Dr. Drew snorting antidepressants. Maybe the audience can guess how long it will take for him to go into a violent, suicidal frenzy. The winner takes home all the cash he got paid by Glaxo to promote SSRI’s." |
 Marcy White, Stripper: "Dr. Oz eating food prepared by “Paula ‘I have Diabeedus’ Dean” and watching him become diabetic before the next commercial break." |
