Bill Gates Gets Stink Award for Pushing Polio Vaccine, Still A Nerd 

It started last night at Corkbar, an over priced, non-organic wine bar that has great food, in tiny portions. Sipping away the dollars and hours, my wife and I made the best of it with Public Displays of Affection (PDA) mixed with discussions on how to teach our kids to be more defiant to organized religion, Big Government and anything else that steals independence and freedom in the name of security. But,the nerds next to me almost ruined it, giving rise to my latest Stinky Sulfur Award and almost a fight gone bad…

“Bone Building” Drugs Shatter Bone: Sally Field Gets Stinky Sulfur Award 

If you post a picture of shoes on my Facebook wall, you’re annoying. If you’re behind me at a red light and honk the instant it turns green, you’re also annoying (unless it’s me, doing it to you). If you think you can tell me how I should speak and behave on my own blog, you’re really annoying, but you’re still not at the top of my “Really Fuckin’ Annoying” (RFA) list. That’s held by celebrities who endorse prescription drugs.

Stinky Sulfur Award Warns about Unapproved "Vitamin D" Drug Disguised as Vitamin 

The vitamin industry cannot be taken seriously. The well-known Vitamin D Council proves this. Their ability to shove falsified science down the throats of unsuspecting consumers makes even the most scandalous drug reps envious. Anyone who can crank out this much bogus shit without being tagged as con-artists deserves an award. Hopefully, consumers will reject “D propaganda” and regain their health before it’s too late.

The Vitamin D Council states that we need to raise our levels of vitamin D. But what are optimum levels and who defines them? Thanks to statistical contortionism, the real answers were buried faster than Dr. Oz drops down to give pharmaceutical fellatio. But if you can understand “greater than and less than” math, you can cut the crap.

Health Magazine Forces Readers to “Eat Shit, Not Crap," Enraged Chemist Grants Stinky Sulfur Award 

Thumbing the remote looking for UFC, I came across something appalling – more so than watching grown men bash each other’s skulls in. It almost made me gnaw into my black leather wrist band.

Low-Cholesterol Cordain Strikes Again, Wins Stink Award 

In a recent article for Early to Rise, popular science writer Loren Cordain, Ph.D (false Paleolithic Diet promoter) once again asserts that, “In the 1950s, when scientists were first unraveling the link between heart disease and diet, they found that saturated fat raised blood cholesterol levels and increased the risk for coronary heart disease. Dietary sources of saturated fat, such as fatty domestic meat, were deemed unhealthful, and rightly so.”