Dear Skeptical Health Consumer,
You are at the right place. But, please don’t order a single thing from me before doing your homework. I mean that! Let me first tell you why my products are “The Smart Choice.” Then you can buy..
The Smart Choice
In the world of nutritional supplements, it can be hard to get the best. All too often you are being sold a trend, rather than a ground-breaking product. Trends don’t help you Live Young. They don’t build great physiques. They don’t optimize biochemistry for enhanced endurance. They don’t melt pain. They don’t confer amazing cardiovascular health. And they don’t help you sleep like a drunken bum naturally. Trends are designed to sell. And you are smarter than that!
That’s why, upon abandoning a career as a medicinal chemist for Big Pharma, I founded The People’s Chemist.com. I wanted to offer smart people, smart products that they couldn’t find on the shelves of their local hippie grocery store.
Feel Benefits within Minutes!
The People’s Chemist brand has been used by Olympians, pro-athletes, “moms-in-thongs” and even people just like you – people who are dead serious about optimal health and sports performance.
My products integrate the latest advances in chemistry, biology and natural product research to provide you with the absolute best medicine that Mother Nature has to offer. In many instances, you’ll feel the benefits within minutes. Whether it’s natural pain relief, supercharging your heart and cardiovascular system or skyrocketing energy, my “creations” work.
I do have one caveat. My products don’t replace great eating and lifestyle habits. You can’t shove crap down your pie-hole 24/7 and expect to overcome the subsequent sabotage with pills. But The People’s Chemist creations can provide that extra boost when your demanding, successful lifestyle screams for it.
Many Smart Reasons to Choose The People’s Chemist
My lab is a million dollar investment of love and passion for natural medicine and vibrant health. All creations are made in-house, under FDA approved General Manufacturing Practices (GMP), with the absolute best science that modern day chemistry methods have to offer. But wait, there’s more…
As The People’s Chemist, I “Pledge Allegiance to Your Health” and promise never to use:
- Gluten, soy or veggie oil
- Fillers and adulterants like titanium dioxide, magnesium stearate
- Coloring or dye
- Slow dissolving veggie caps
- Sugar, high fructose corn syrup or artificial sweeteners
- Synthetic drugs disguised as essential nutrients such as vitamin D, folic acid, vitamin E or beta-carotene
Top 10 Reasons Why The People’s Chemist is The Smart Choice:
In a recent, not so scientific survey (see, I’m not perfect, but that doesn’t stop me from trying) of handpicked fans, The People’s Chemist was preferred over all others because:
- The People’s Chemist offers unbiased, unselfish, no-holds barred, free advice about living young via the Natural Cures Watchdog
- The People’s Chemist recommends to you, the exact same as he recommends to his family, based on decades of research as an organic chemist
- The People’s Chemist has a black, Live Young tattoo, which you know means one thing in biker language: He isn’t messing around!
- The People’s Chemist creations are safe & nutritious, which means you cannot overdose
- The People’s Chemist gives you the highly coveted secrets of hormone intelligence therapy (HIT) so you can have a lean, muscular look that gets noticed, at any age!
- The People’s Chemist wears a cool, black leather wrist band
- The People’s Chemist has a gorgeous wife
- The People’s Chemist is the only one teaching you exactly how to beat heart disease, diabetes, obesity and cancer without even having to think about it, so you can just live young and have fun
- The People’s Chemist yields measurable results
- See number 5
While most revolutions begin in the street, mine began in the lab. The war against flim-flam trends, poorly designed supplements and toxic FDA approved drugs has begun. Wimps need not apply. Welcome to The People’s Chemist.
MY GUARANTEE TO YOU
I owe it to you to give you a no-questions asked, no lose guarantee! After all, the entire supplement and weight loss industry is FULL of scams and shams. And I want you to know that my company is different. I want you to know that my knowledgeable and insanely motivated staff is here to work with you, not scam you. If for any reason you are not satisfied with products, send the remaining product back within 30 days for a refund (minus 20% for handling fees). No questions asked.
Click here to find the products that are right for you.
Dare to Live Young,
Shane Ellison, M.S.
The People’s Chemist