Why Exercise Fails To Make You Look Great
I started running when I was 10 years old. Thanks to my fifth grade P.E. teacher, I was constantly competing in 2-mile races. From start to finish, it hurt like hell and I always had to reach deep-down for that special force to push toward the finish line. Officially, it was my first form of exercise. Without fail, it left me feeling nauseous and dizzy, but I always felt the endorphin rush. I’ve been hooked ever since.
My Induction Into the Fat Cow Hall of Fame
Over the last 28 years, I’ve taken part in all types of fitness in pursuit of the exercise-high – swimming, weight lifting, wrestling, adventure racing, Crossfit and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. During this time, I’ve been fit enough to be mistaken for the “Man Your Man Could Smell Like” from the Old Spice commercials (just kidding) and fat enough to be an honorary member of The Fat Cow Hall of Fame (not kidding). Regardless of the physical exertion I put forth, my body weight still yo-yo’d out of control. That’s because most exercise won’t help you lose weight to look great.
No matter what the gym evangelists preach, it’s true that, “…for weight loss, exercise is pretty useless,” as highlighted recently by Time magazine. When it comes to having your best physique, it’s more about hormones than it is about how much time you sweat in the gym. A recent study confirms it.
Identical Fat Loss
Two groups of menopausal, obese women underwent a caloric deficiency. One group took part in regular exercise. The other didn’t.
Fat loss was identical among both.
The exercising women did not lose more weight compared to those who took it easy! Earlier studies on exercise and weight loss confirm these findings.
Exercise doesn’t help “weekend warriors” lose weight. That’s because most people’s fat burning hormones are “asleep.” Rather than wake up to exercise, they remain dormant, unable to elicit fat burning and energy.
This is why the hormonally challenged feel lethargic and heavy when exercising. To tap into fat reserves for fuel, they’d have to exercise for 1.5 to 4 hours to wake up hormones with exercise! We know that ain’t gonna happen.
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A Wet Dream for the Hormonally Ignorant
Essentially, high-energy fat is what fuels the robust, shredded, Old Spice Man (and now me) when he goes to the gym. His hormones are forcing muscles to utilize fat for growth as well as explosive strength and endurance.
Fat burning is a wet dream for people with sleepy hormones because it allows the body to chisel out a perfect physique at any age, in response to exercise!
…Look at The Old Spice Man, now look at your man. Is he a sugar burner or a fat burner?
Fat metabolism is so powerful because it mass produces ATP – the chief energy and strength producing molecule within cells. A single fat molecule can produce a whopping 129 molecules of ATP. Compare that to a carbohydrate or glucose molecule, which squeaks out a paltry 38 molecules of ATP! Do the math.
You have to be a fat burner before you go to the gym! Just like a cool car doesn’t make you cool, exercise doesn’t make you a fat burner…You’d get the same results smoking a cigar, blowing smoke to the sky watching your thoughts rise.
…Sure, there are other benefits to exercise than just weight loss. But, are they really worth the down payment in sweat equity if they can’t yield a leaner, sexier physique that people look twice at?
If you want exercise to work in favor of your physique, wake up your hormones by following these dietary rules:
- No sugar or artificial flavors
- Eat only three meals daily, rich in healthy fats
- Get plenty of purified water
- Avoid fruit and fruit juice
- Get plenty of amino acids (very important)
Get your amino acids from brewers yeast (non-fortified), eggs and whey isolate (make damn sure your whey has no sugar or artificial sweeteners).
Amino acids serve as the raw material your body needs to fuel healthy hormone production. Once ingested, they help your liver release a family of special polypeptides known technically as somatomedins. They mediate cell growth and division to allow muscles to grow in response to the release of human growth hormone (hGH) in response to exercise and sleep.
Your body also produces a fat melting compound known as glucagon when it has the right amino acids. This is the “I can’t wait to wear a bathing suit” hormone. When released by the pancreas it works to control blood sugar, while activating fat metabolism during your sweaty routines.
Once you master these rules, ramp it up a bit with the following muscle building tips.
Tip #1: Hit Your Target Heart Rate Every Set
Tip #2: Use a Thermogenic Aid Already
You bought the shoes, in your favorite color. You’re sporting the latest in workout tops to lean out your features, and you even have the latest iPod that’ll do everything except burpees for you. Now get a clue and start using a “thermogenic aid” already!
Discovered decades ago, thermogenic aids are compounds in nature that target “beta-receptors.” These are your internal “go-time” switches. When bound, they ramp up energy, strength, endurance and of course, metabolism. Thermogenic aids come from guarana, yohimbe, yerba mate and green tea. The perfect combo makes fat burning red hot, and paralyzes fat storage. That’s why I designed Thermo FX.
Tip #3: Target Large Muscle Groups for hGH and Testosterone
Glutes, quads, lats, hamstrings. Studies show that a perfect balance of fat burning, muscle building and anti-aging hormones such as human growth hormone and testosterone are produced in response when we favor these muscles during exercise…My favorite are burpees and jump squats.
Make The Exercise Effort Worth It
With these tips, the amount of effort you put into your exercise will dictate how much awesomeness you have in your body. But, when it comes to exercise by itself, it’s more about hormones.








Roland Byrd 9:28 pm on September 12, 2011
Great article! Guess that answers the question why I love working legs!
But shouldn’t you also give a nod to the fact that every pound of lean muscle burns an extra 50 calories a day? Unless I’ve been misinformed. And that coupled with HIT gives even better results.
Thanks!
Tina 2:00 am on September 13, 2011
Fabulous info… Am loving the AM/PM Products…
Q. How long do we need to maintain our target heart rate? And how long and how often should we workout for?
Thanks!
The People's Chemist 2:50 am on September 13, 2011
@Roland. It’s not a fast and hard rule because everyone has different hormones and hormone function dictates calories burned. @Tina. Fine details coming in new book, The Hormone Intelligence Therapy (HIT) Breakthrough.
James 7:28 am on September 13, 2011
Alrighty, looking forward to the new book.
Traci 11:34 am on September 13, 2011
So glad to hear you are writing a book about hormones!!! Just had blood work done and was told my hormones & thyroid are all in normal range yet I still have issues that are hormone related…doctor tells me its just my age and that I could still be in the postpartum phase even though my kid is 19 months already!
palo 2:26 pm on September 13, 2011
My neighbor, who is 80 years old, walks for 4-5 hours every day – wearing clothes and brogan shoes – has a 5% body fat. I guess that after a certain volume of exercise, HIT is triggered.
Jesse 7:33 pm on September 13, 2011
I’m almost 60 and not in the best shape I have ever been in, but those heart rate targets wouldn’t make me break a sweat. I can’t wait for the book.
Cheryl 5:52 pm on September 19, 2011
Shane, what about hemp protien? I’m reading info about how it is better digested. Any truth to it?