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Sleep Like a Drunken Bum, Naturally

  • Increase REM Sleep
  • Boost Daytime Energy Levels
  • Shorten Athletic Recovery Times
  • Curb Daytime Food and Sugar Cravings
  • Non-Addictive

All Natural, Fast Acting Formula Triggers the Simultaneous Production of Deep Sleep and Anti-Aging Hormones!

WARNING: Side effects may include lower levels of stress and anxiety, increased productivity, higher sex-drive, drastic increase in functional lifespan, better memory, and a more pleasant personality.

If you want to look younger—and feel even younger—a better sleep experience may be just what your body needs to “reverse the aging curse.”

se - "I call Serotonin FX, my happy pills. They help me sleep, fall back to sleep after getting up to pee, and make the world a happy place the next day"
"I call Serotonin FX, my happy pills. They help me sleep, fall back to sleep after getting up to pee, and make the world a happy place the next day" *
— S.E. Pennsylvania

Reverse The Aging Curse

During normal waking hours, all cells are damaged, particularly the powerhouse of the cell – the mitochondria. As the cellular engine, it preserves proper DNA function, while ensuring that all the other cells and organs operate at full capacity enabling them to produce key molecules required for healthy living. They are:

  • Energizing ATP molecules,
  • Neurotransmitters (for memory, focus, and enhanced mood),
  • Hormones,
  • And lots more

Without the production of vital compounds, the aging curse can set in fast.

When the mitochondria are damaged due to lack of sleep, these above, vital cellular functions cease to operate at full capacity and you begin to look and feel lousy.

Just as your vehicle’s engine requires fresh, clean oil every 3,000 miles to run smoothly, your body requires time to repair. When we sleep, our cells undergo the repair or are replaced by newly generated, healthier cells – so that the vital functions above operate efficiently.

This deep sleep process reverses the aging curse every night and it’s called REM sleep!

If you don’t get at least 8 hours of deep, uninterrupted REM sleep every night, this “anti-aging mechanism” ceases to exist – The aging curse continues throughout the day and your health tailspins due to “hormonal ignorance.” But you can reverse this aging curse.

df - "Three years on Tylenol PM! Three days on Serotonin FX and I sleep better and am way more refreshed. No more groggy mornings or toxic meds! I feel so much better thanks to your products."
"Three years on Tylenol PM! Three days on Serotonin FX and I sleep better and am way more refreshed. No more groggy mornings or toxic meds! I feel so much better thanks to your products." *
— DF, Arizona

Are You Suffering from Hormonal Ignorance?

Hormones are chemicals—made by cells—that elicit certain responses in the body. They induce sleep, fat burning, muscle growth, and anything else you could imagine.

Our total health—whether we live sick, or live young—is dependent on “hormone intelligence” (i.e. proper hormone output and function).

This intelligence exists ONLY when the body is fully rested courtesy of REM sleep. Otherwise, we experience hormonal ignorance.

laura-b testimonial - I wanted to thank you for bringing our son back.  He is 7 and has Autism, ADHD, Bi-polar Disorder and many other issues.  The doctors just kept wanting to put him on ADHD meds and we tried for a while but it only made him worse.  I started your taking your supplements for sleep and also weight loss(which has been a struggle but I am now getting an handle on it I think) and I thought, why not try him on the SerotoninFX?  We did and he is a whole new person full of love and energy that he has not had in since he was 4 and we started on this road.  Thank you so much, because of you, our son is no longer sad and full of anger!
"I wanted to thank you for bringing our son back. He is 7 and has Autism, ADHD, Bi-polar Disorder and many other issues. The doctors just kept wanting to put him on ADHD meds and we tried for a while but it only made him worse. I started your taking your supplements for sleep and also weight loss(which has been a struggle but I am now getting an handle on it I think) and I thought, why not try him on the SerotoninFX? We did and he is a whole new person full of love and energy that he has not had in since he was 4 and we started on this road. Thank you so much, because of you, our son is no longer sad and full of anger!" *
— Laura B.

How Hormonal Ignorance Tailspins Your Health Trajectory

When you miss out on deep, REM sleep, your health tailspins, and biochemically, the following happens:

  • Insulin, the fat-storing hormone, rises.
  • Ghrelin, the hunger -inducing hormone, heightens.
  • The libido and muscle-inducing hormone, testosterone, sinks.
  • The anti-aging hormone, HGH (human growth hormone) dissipates.
  • Our free radical scavenging hormone, melatonin, falls rapidly.
  • The fat-melting hormone, leptin, crashes.

In general, we become pissed off, fat, hungry, and depressed. This is just the beginning.

As hormonal ignorance continues, our health trajectory takes a nosedive toward:

  • poor immunity
  • obesity
  • cancer
  • insulin resistance
  • Type II diabetes
  • and heart disease

Those who don’t get enough shut-eye feel the early signs of this hormone ignorance – excess stress and anxiety, memory loss, mood swings, and fatigue.

For some, these feelings ignite a desperate quest for rest that ends in prescription drug use. If you thought insomnia was bad, try insomnia with a drug addiction.

td - "I take it at 9pm every night and when 11 hits, I'm out. Ask my wife. Works great!"
"I take it at 9pm every night and when 11 hits, I'm out. Ask my wife. Works great!" *
— TD, Colorado

Don't Fall For the Drug "Sleep" Trap

If you’re like the millions of Americans who suffer from sleep loss (70 million according to the CDC), don’t fall for the prescription—drug trap like Mark did. It ensnares millions and induces a chemical lobotomy!

Mark is a nocturnal desperado. It’s been more than nine years since he’s had a decent night’s sleep. He would do anything to sleep like a drunken bum. He tried six different mattresses. Cut back on coffee and gulped down gallons of chamomile tea and warm milk, tried the overrated 5-HTP and melatonin sleep supplements, and got cracked a million wacky ways by his chiropractor.Not one attempt helped him get a wink of sleep.

Mark’s quest for rest drove him to gulp down Ambien (zolpidem). This was just the beginning of Mark’s problems.

Prescription drugs work by blocking or triggering a switch within the body. Unfortunately, no drug is selective for just one switch, and side effects ensue. Worse, messing with one switch usually disrupts others, causing our biological wiring to get short-circuited.

lori - "My wife is a drug rep and very reluctant to try anything natural…I have no idea why. But anyway, she tried it reluctantly during stressful time, and has been using it ever since! That was 6 months ago! She is noticeably more cheerful, doesn’t snackl anymore and rarely eats as many "granola bars," which were her sweet fix. She also went from 145 to 132lbs! Thank you!"
"My wife is a drug rep and very reluctant to try anything natural…I have no idea why. But anyway, she tried it reluctantly during stressful time, and has been using it ever since! That was 6 months ago! She is noticeably more cheerful, doesn’t snackl anymore and rarely eats as many "granola bars," which were her sweet fix. She also went from 145 to 132lbs! Thank you!" *
— Lori, Colorado

Sleep Like a Drunken Bum, Naturally and Rev Up Your Body’s "Anti-Aging Engine"…With Serotonin FX!

After nearly a decade of sheer hell caused by a mental vasectomy and insomnia, Mark is now looking forward to bedtime as he gets restful, deep relaxing sleep every night, naturally! And he has vibrant health and hormone intelligence thanks to my new sleep formula Serotonin FX!

jm - "I've had what would amount to insomnia for most of my life. I rarely got a good night’s sleep. As a result, my sugar-cravings were out of control and the resultant weight gain also seemed uncontrollable. After taking Serotonin FX for just a couple days, I was able to sleep easily and soundly for the first time in my life. I even started to get my weight under control. It opened the door to being able to turn my life around for the better!"
"I've had what would amount to insomnia for most of my life. I rarely got a good night’s sleep. As a result, my sugar-cravings were out of control and the resultant weight gain also seemed uncontrollable. After taking Serotonin FX for just a couple days, I was able to sleep easily and soundly for the first time in my life. I even started to get my weight under control. It opened the door to being able to turn my life around for the better!" *
— JM, California

Sleep Like a Drunken Bum within 60 Minutes!

Carefully formulated with the perfect combination of the naturally occurring L-Tryptophan (not 5-HTP) and concentrated Valerian Root, Serotonin FX works quickly – about 60 minutes – to help you enter into a state of deep, REM sleep (a.k.a. hormonal intelligence) where new cells get replaced by newly generated, healthier cells …

So you wake up feeling fully rested, rejuvenated, and ready to start the day!

FYI: I hate having to dance around big words like sleep cure, but Big Pharma’s legal team won’t let me or any other natural product retailer call my products what they are.

ll - "After suffering a bad accident in 1974, I had to endure a series of very difficult operations. I’ve had my entire body opened up and practically rebuilt from head to foot. Needless to say, I was bound to a wheelchair for most of the rest of my life and was in excruciating pain most of the time. Sleeping through the night was all but impossible. I had to take powerful painkillers just to make it through the day.  <br><br> Then, I read, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures, and learned about natural pain-melting substances that didn’t further threaten my health the way the prescription painkillers did. The first thing I did was start taking Relief FX. To my surprise and amazement, I was no longer in constant, excruciating pain and I could sit comfortably for the first time in 30 yrs. Still, I had trouble sleeping at night, so I started taking Serotonin FX and for the first time since the 1970s, I was able to sleep through the night for a full 8 hrs.  <br><br> I was pain-free and sleeping soundly and waking up feeling great; full of energy. Now I feel awake and bright enough to create the life I’ve always wanted – the life I knew I’ve always deserved. The People’s Chemist’s supplements are nothing short of miracle capsules for people who need a miracle!"
"After suffering a bad accident in 1974, I had to endure a series of very difficult operations. I've had my entire body opened up and practically rebuilt from head to foot. Needless to say, I was bound to a wheelchair for most of the rest of my life and was in excruciating pain most of the time. Sleeping through the night was all but impossible. I had to take powerful painkillers just to make it through the day.

Then, I read, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures, and learned about natural pain-melting substances that didn’t further threaten my health the way the prescription painkillers did. The first thing I did was start taking Relief FX. To my surprise and amazement, I was no longer in constant, excruciating pain and I could sit comfortably for the first time in 30 yrs. Still, I had trouble sleeping at night, so I started taking Serotonin FX and for the first time since the 1970s, I was able to sleep through the night for a full 8 hrs.

I was pain-free and sleeping soundly and waking up feeling great; full of energy. Now I feel awake and bright enough to create the life I’ve always wanted – the life I knew I’ve always deserved. The People’s Chemist’s supplements are nothing short of miracle capsules for people who need a miracle!" *
— LL, Florida

The Three in One Amino Acid that’s Way Better than 5-HTP and Melatonin!

L-Tryptophan is an essential amino acid for proper development, as well as a precursor to serotonin and melatonin – which is why it is way better than supplementing with melatonin! Combined, these neurotransmitters aid in sleep, prevent anxiety and depression, and stop cravings for simple carbohydrates and sugar.

Valerian Root, better known as “The Natural Knockout Pill,” is brimming with organic, sedative compounds like valeric and valerenic acid that not only aid in helping us sleep like drunken bums … but has proven to be nontoxic with absolutely zero addictive properties.

uk - "My mother had always had trouble sleeping at night, but even more so in recent years. She has been taking a number of prescription medications to handle everything from hip pain to cholesterol. I tried telling her about the things I had learned from, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures, but I’m afraid most of it fell on deaf ears. Parents rarely think there’s anything new to learn from their children.  <br><br> Then I read about Serotonin FX and thought this could really help her, so I ordered it and she agreed to try it. After just few days, I noticed her face was brighter, her skin tone looked healthier and she was happier. Even my mother noticed it and remarked to me that she hasn’t slept this good in her entire life. She felt great! As a matter of fact, she felt so good, just from sleeping well that she wanted to try to finally kick the prescription habit and go natural. She asked me to get her some of The People’s Chemist’s other supplements and I did, of course. Today, my mother — a woman in her 80s — is living young.  <br><br> She doesn’t take any prescriptions at all any more, for anything. If she gets a pain in her hip, she takes Relief FX and it goes away. She takes Joint FX every day and the hip pain that had plagued her as she aged, is GONE! Now, of course, she sleeps soundly every night and has the energy throughout the day that you would never expect from an 80 yr old woman. Thank-you Shane, from the bottom of my heart, for all that you do!"
"My mother had always had trouble sleeping at night, but even more so in recent years. She has been taking a number of prescription medications to handle everything from hip pain to cholesterol. I tried telling her about the things I had learned from, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures, but I’m afraid most of it fell on deaf ears. Parents rarely think there’s anything new to learn from their children.

Then I read about Serotonin FX and thought this could really help her, so I ordered it and she agreed to try it. After just few days, I noticed her face was brighter, her skin tone looked healthier and she was happier. Even my mother noticed it and remarked to me that she hasn’t slept this good in her entire life. She felt great! As a matter of fact, she felt so good, just from sleeping well that she wanted to try to finally kick the prescription habit and go natural. She asked me to get her some of The People’s Chemist’s other supplements and I did, of course. Today, my mother — a woman in her 80s — is living young.

She doesn’t take any prescriptions at all any more, for anything. If she gets a pain in her hip, she takes Relief FX and it goes away. She takes Joint FX every day and the hip pain that had plagued her as she aged, is GONE! Now, of course, she sleeps soundly every night and has the energy throughout the day that you would never expect from an 80 yr old woman. Thank-you Shane, from the bottom of my heart, for all that you do!" *
— P, The UK

Most Trusted Ingredients in The World

serotonin fx - Sleep Like a Drunken Bum Naturally
  • Raw
  • Organic
  • Gluten Free
  • Non GMO
  • No Soy
  • No Excipients
Supplement Facts
Serving Size 1 Capsule
Servings Per Container 90
Amount Per Serving
Sleep Blend 500mg
%DV
Valerian (Whole Herb)
L-tryptophan (from natural fermentation source)
Daily Value (DV) Not Established
Other Ingredients: Gelatin

Combined, Serotonin-FX Delivers a "One-Two Knockout Punch That Leaves You Feeling and Looking Younger!"

Unlike prescription drugs, or even “”safe alternatives to risky sleep meds, the proprietary blend of L-Tryptophan and Valerian Root in Serotonin FX delivers a One-Two Knockout Punch that will have you looking younger – and feeling even younger – in no time!

  • No more sleepless nights.
  • No more risky, addictive prescription drugs.
  • No more mental vasectomies!

Serotonin FX provides the FASTEST dissolving capsule in the industry! ZERO fillers, colors, or anything else added.

Serotonin FX is the ABSOLUTE best anti-aging remedy due to its ability to induce restful, energizing, REM sleep… Without side effects (excluding reduced stress and anxiety, better memory, increased productivity, and a more pleasant personality) …

If you’re like millions of American’s who actually want to sleep a healthy eight hours, but can’t, don’t fall into the prescription—drug sleep trap. Try my product.

Yours For Better Health,

The People’s Chemist

P.S. If you’re in the habit of eating healthy and exercising regularly, keep in mind that no matter what healthy habits you engage in during your waking hours, not getting enough sleep will negate your anti-aging endeavors.

Unlock your body’s deep sleep and anti-aging hormones now with Serotonin FX. Click the button below to order securely and safely from our catalog.

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"I was taking Lunesta for 6 years. For the last year I starting having severe anxiety attacks and irregular heart beat. I heard about the serotonin fx from a friend and decided I would stop taking the Lunesta and give it a try. My life has changed for the better. The anxiety stopped and the irregular heart beat. I'm getting good sound sleep without the side affects of the Lunesta. Serotonin fx has greatly changed my life." *
— Kimberly - TPC Fan

Sleep Like a Drunken Bum, Naturally

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Serotonin FX

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Sleep Like a Drunken Bum Naturally 3 to 12 month supply (as low as $9 per month)

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. My bottle smells really bad, is that normal?

One of the ingredients in Serotonin FX is organic, whole herb valerian. This is a powerful knock-out herb that contains volatile oils, which are very odiferous. The way to tell if the valerian you have is fresh and active is by this signature smell. If it doesn’t smell, it isn’t any good and it won’t do its job. It’s a good thing if it smells.

2. How many should I take?

As with all supplements, each person needs to determine what works best for them. The usage on the bottle indicates that 1 capsule should be taken for each 50 – 70 lbs of body weight. Not everyone will need that much, because this is a powerful herbal blend. For some 1 capsule might be enough to get a very good night’s sleep, even though they weigh 165 lbs. For others, even at that same weight, they may need 3 or 4 capsules to nod off easily. It’s best to start at the lower range and work your way up, as needed, to find out what’s best for you.

3. How Often Should I Take Serotonin FX?

Take as needed. Usually you don’t need it every night. There is a residual effect. Since it actives your circadian rhythm, it won’t make you tired during the day, but will in fact help you sleep at night over a period of days, even with one dose. To start, take for five nights in a row, then see how it affects you taking every other day or even once per week. Experiment. And remember, you can’t overdose on it!

4. Shane mentioned that Serotonin FX also curbs sugar cravings during the day, does that mean I should take it in the morning with breakfast?

No, not unless you want to be asleep at your desk by 10 AM, drooling all over your work. Taking Serotonin FX at night, 1 -2 hrs before bed will help you sleep and that same dose will also reduce sugar cravings all the next day, without taking anymore. The ingredient that aids this is L-tryptophan, an amino acid. Therefore, in addition to helping you get a good night’s sleep, sugar cravings are greatly reduced for anyone trying to remove sugar from their diet.

Another great way to remove sugar from your diet is don’t buy any sweets. It may sound obvious, but a mother may buy sweets for other people in the household or guests and then it becomes a mental battle of constant temptation. Just remove them from your family’s diet; you’ll be doing them and yourself a great, big favor.

5. What if my schedule won’t allow me to get the recommended 7-8 hrs of sleep?

Plenty of rest is much more necessary than most people think. One of the reasons why we, as Americans, have the highest rate of obesity in the world, is because we think anyone who sleeps a lot is lazy. The body needs time to repair itself, to properly digest food and waste products, to remove free radicals and for all of the biochemical processes to complete their night time phase, in order to produce fat burning and anti-aging hormones to increase longevity. A tired body has a harder time doing daring things, like having the energy to live young. More sleep means more productivity!

Now, that said, we do understand that not everyone has an ideal schedule. The important thing here is get a good full night’s sleep when you can (7-8 hrs). When you just cannot, you can also take Serotonin FX to maximize your deep REM sleep during the time you do have. It will increase the quality of your sleep, when you cannot increase the quantity.

6. What if the recommended usage doesn’t help me sleep?

Usage is based on weight, but everyone has a different height, metabolism and digestion.

One capsule per 70 lbs is usually sufficient, but some people do better on one capsule per 50 lbs.

Also, be aware that too much coffee and/or other stimulants during the day can affect your ability to get a good night’s sleep. Work on getting enough rest first and then you may not need so much coffee. Best practice is to stop caffeinated beverages by 1pm.

Sleep Like a Drunken Bum, Naturally

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Serotonin FX

Sleep Like a Drunken Bum Naturally 1 to 4 month supply (as low as $11 per month)

Save 15% when you buy 3 or more!
serotonin fx - Sleep Like a Drunken Bum Naturally

Serotonin FX

Sleep Like a Drunken Bum Naturally 3 to 12 month supply (as low as $9 per month)

Save 15% when you buy 3 or more!
  • Full Price: $135.00 Savings: $20.25 (15%)
  • $114.75

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