The Peoples Chemist

Vitamin Side-Effects

May 10th, 2008

Too much of anything can kill you, even vitamins.  Vitamin A serves as a poignant example.  In the early 1960’s, scientists found that vitamin A boosted immunity and prevented blindness in third world countries.  A study in Indonesia showed that vitamin A supplementation prevented up to a whopping 50% of childhood deaths caused by disease.  As people began to learn of its benefits, supplementation became common.  As use became widespread, scientists discovered vitamin overdose – too much of a good thing.

Excess vitamin A has been shown to occur at a mere 20mg per day.  Symptoms include water in the brain (hydrocephalus), vomiting, tiredness, constipation, bone pain, and severe headaches.  Dry pale skin also occurs.  To prevent it, chemist began looking at vitamin A precursors.

Surprisingly, the human body uses beta-carotene to produce vitamin A, but only when it needs it!  Utilizing its “natural intelligence,” the body uses a complex set of enzymatic reactions to ensure that you have plenty of vitamin A courtesy of beta-carotene.  The best sources for beta carotene are sweet potatoes, spinach and goji berries.    

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High Fat Diet: One Cure for Many Ills

May 7th, 2008

Most people in the USA feed their pets better than they do themselves.  That’s because the self-appointed health gurus have made a mockery of science and chosen to market thier own agenda for profit.  They teach worthless eating habits while profiting immensly.  Type "fat loss diets" on google and an entire list of "top dumb-asses" pops up.  Amateur hour, these hucksters can’t tell you the difference between thermogenesis, lypolyis and gluconeogenesis.   But every now and then, a bright ray of truth busts its way through the media.

I almost choked on my organic coffee when I read this mornings New York Times headline:  Evidence: a High-Fat Diet Works to Treat Epilepsy.  WOW!  Someone has actually climbed the mountain of scams to see the light!  Man isn’t a total idiot. 

Its true, high fat treats epilepsy.  But it also treats obesity, type II diabetes and heart disease!  I’ve written about the phenomenon as Hormone Intelligence Therapy (HIT) and Hidden Weapons of Fat Destruction.

The New York Times article nailed it when they said, "the diet appears to work by throwing the body into ketosis, forcing it to burn fat rather than sugar for energy."

Our body is like a hybrid car that uses two types of fuel.  It can use either fat or sugar.  If sugar, you store fat and grow ill.  If using fat, you Live Young courtesy of fat burning and a SURGE in life enhancing hormone production - hence HIT.  Most people are sugar burners.  Learn to be a fat burner here: http://www.thepeopleschemist.com/obesity_cure.php

Reference:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/06/health/research/06epil.html?ref=health

 

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The Class Doctors Skipped

May 5th, 2008

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Pediatricians Posion Infants and Adults: How to Avoid

May 1st, 2008

 

Ingredients of Pedialyte confirmed by Amazon.com:  Pedialyte Oral Electrolyte Maintenance Solution, With Grape contains (Pareve, U) Water, Dextrose, Less Than 2% Of : Fructose, Citric Acid, Potassium Citrate, Sodium Chloride, Artificial Grape Flavor, Sodium Citrate, Aspartame, Red 40 And Blue 1. Phenylket

To date, Pedialyte appears to be hiding ingredients by simply writing "artificial flavors."

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Moms-in-Thongs Lower Body Workout

April 30th, 2008

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One Natural Method to Ward Off Three Health Disasters

April 29th, 2008

Nuts and seeds like cashews, pistachios, and walnuts often get a bad rap for their high fat and calorie content. Yet, they are among the best foods for igniting metabolism and controlling hunger. Even better than that, nuts and seeds can help protect against three major diseases.

Unlike sugary snacks, nuts and seeds do not spike blood sugar or the fat-storing hormone insulin. Why is this important? As insulin surges into the blood, it removes two anti-aging substances - growth hormone and insulin-like growth factor. Worse, excess blood levels of insulin lead to obesity, heart disease, and Type II diabetes. So choosing snacks - like nuts and seeds - that keep your insulin in check can actually help ward off these three health disasters

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Muscle Growth At Any Age

April 28th, 2008

"What the hell are you swallowing?"

"Amino acids," I answered, while choking down a handful of "horse pills."

"Amino acids?" My father stared at my skinny 14-year-old body, slack-jawed.

"Yeah, amino acids. These are the building blocks of life. I’ve been reading about it," I said, pointing to my pile of muscle magazines on the floor. "This is how I’m going to get buff and smart."

"Oh." My dad was visibly dumbfounded. I could tell he was wondering how it was that the family doctor had never mentioned any of this.

Twenty years later, many people are still clueless about the importance of consuming enough amino acids. This simple dietary addition can boost lean body mass. And having increased muscle has all sorts of benefits. For example, it can:

ward off diabetes
boost immunity
maximize energy
accelerate metabolism (saving you from developing unsightly belly fat)
prevent osteoporosis

The absolute best source of amino acids is whey isolate. As long as it doesn’t contain adulterants like sugar and artificial flavors, anyone at any age can benefit from its muscle-building effects.

Researchers from the School of Biomedical Sciences reviewed all previous studies done with elderly people who suffered from the muscle-wasting disease sarcopenia and then supplemented with whey isolate. By taking about 45 grams of whey isolate per day, these people were able to drastically increase their muscle mass and strength and reverse the disease.

To get your hands on muscle-building amino acids, purchase Whey Advanced. It contains vitamin C, micellar caseine, and is flavored with stevia. It has zero sugars or artificial flavors. You can mix it in a shake or simply stir it into water.

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Fastest Way to Lose 10 Pounds: The $1.41 Cleanse

April 22nd, 2008

Did I really take my shirt off in this video to prove a point?
Watch and see. 

This episode of PC Reality TV is dedicated to supplement hucksters who charge $20, $50, even $300 for a "cleanse." Shame on them! 

In this clip I’m going to teach you how to use PURE ingredients from Wal-Mart and Amazon.com to help guarantee proper absorption of nutrients, digestion and a flat stomach!  It may even help you lose 10 pounds FAST!  All this for a mere $1.41!

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Child Abuse Caught on Film

April 19th, 2008

Who is the Retard Parent who Packed this Lunch?

This top-secret photo is courtesy of a close friend who blogs at www.lobotomeblog.blogspot.com.

She recently attended a pre-school lunch, snapped the photo and posted it.  Disgusted, I instantly wrote this remedy to Bad Parents who overdose their kids on sugar.

I’ll admit, this remedy is gonna be ugly. But such controversy ensures that you tell your friends in disgust - or delight - and prevent future crimes against our youth.  And by writing this, it prevents me (I hope) from going Rambo and spraying the food industry (and Bad Parents) with high-caliber bullets.

Based on The People’s Chemist Death by Sugar Calculator, the recipient of this sack lunch faces morbid obesity at age 12 and diabetes at 21. The remedy: A People’s Chemist Citizens Arrest of the Bad Parent who packed it.

That’s right. I’d hog-tie the parent with some garbage ties and arrest ‘em. I’ll send little Johnny off to a healthier lifestyle - the carnival will suffice here. Carnies prolly eat less sugar. Bad Parent #1 will go directly to The People’s Chemist Boot Camp.

Day one: Wake up to me as drill sergeant. I’ll rise from my slumber and go from academic, compassionate (sometimes), Live Young chemist to testosterone driven, unforgiving animal (I’ll skip breakfast and swallow my potent testosterone boosting eurycoma longifolia pills). Bad Parent will be forced to eat and drink their body weight in juice, sugar cubes disguised as fruit bites and go-gurt. Upon completion, it’s time for exercise.

This won’t be the comfortable, but effective, PACE exercise courtesy of Dr. Al Sears MD. No, I’m talk’n about a 30 minute, Mixed Martial Arts warm-up; guaranteed to make collegiate athlete’s puke, and Bad Parents wish they were dead. They’ll beg for water. Ill “Go-Green” and rip off my shirt like the Hulk and deny their dying wish (it feels good, I’ve tried it). After all, little Johnny hasn’t had water in weeks. Why should they. I won’t wait for their lame excuses; I’ll move on to making them read.

Reading won’t consist of People Magazine. It will be based on Bad Parent’s IQ – Dr. Suess will suffice. Then it’s time for a book report. When Bad Parent can’t regurgitate the 10 pages in written form, I’ll bring on the amphetamines disguised as ADHD meds! Unlike little Johnny’s school nurse, I’ll offer a choice: Swallow it or sniff it.

Every good - pharmaceutical fellatio giving - physician knows that if you can’t learn in school then you must be ADHD; never mind the shit, death by sugar meals packed by your dumbass parent. And if you read the headlines in your paper or watch TV, you know that all you have to do to get your "fix" is ask your friendly, family doc if the meds are "right for you."

Forget choice. I force Bad Parent to sniff their meds. This guarantees that they quickly experience the same future of little Johnny - intelligent human to speed freak.

Pull your head out of your ass and you’ll see that today’s ADHD prescribing habits have given rise to a new drug epidemic, with ADHD meds displacing speed.

The side effect is becoming what the New York Times has termed an epidemic of "speed freaks." Users often express erratic, psychotic or aggressive behavior. A wave of addiction, overdose and alarming side-effects are possible; from spraying schoolmates with bullets to an Arizona man lopping his son’s head off with a dull hunting knife. All of these side effects have been known since amphetamines were first used in World War II by Nazi fighter pilots.

But, I don’t care so much about this. My testosterone is kickin’ and little Johnny is living a healthier life chasing cotton candy and hot dogs with bottled water. So I force a heavy dose and walk away.

If Bad Parent can wipe their mouth of saliva foam - indicative of overdose - and walk away, they graduate PC Boot Camp. And God save them if I see ‘em commit the same crime twice…I’m off to buy my wife flowers for being such an amazing, minimum-sugar feeding Mom.

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My Lunch Date With Lily - Real Clean Eating for Kids!

April 14th, 2008

I recently went to my 6 year old daughters school to have lunch with her.  As a treat I suprised her with her favorite Subway sandwich - A mini sandwich on wheat with turkey, lettuce, olives, carrots and mayo.  Most would consider Subway to be a very healthy lunch. I mean look at Jared right? Well I am sure the bread has high fructose corn syrup, the meat is processed, the olives canned, the carrots frozen, the lettuce is iceburg, and, well I dont  know much about mayo.  So like I said.  This is definitely a treat for her considering the way we normaly eat.  As we begin to enjoy our lunch together with all of the other children I look around and decide I should have brought  Subway for the entire class - anything would be better than the garbage in their lunchboxes and tray’s. 

I see one little girl open her sack lunch that includes chopped up, cold hotdog, a gogurt (yogurt in a squeeze thing?) and a brownie.  YUCK!  F’n disgusting…This beautiful little girl will eventually suffer from obesity and diabetes - so much for being the cool cheerleader and dating the football team captain.

My eyes wander over to the little boy beside Lily.  Lets see.  We have a juice box, a lunchable, and thats it.  This is sad.  I decide that it is probably healthier to have the hot lunch on this particular day considering it included a salad bar. 

I know that as mothers, especially working mothers, our time is limited and to be honest I think Moms are doing their best.  But in most cases that isn’t enough.  I think some are just plain lazy and cant wait to send the kids out the door.  I am guilty of wanting the kids out the door at times but I will never send them away without healthy food.  Their health and habits are dependant on you.  Start teaching them healthy habits right away and their lives will be healthy, strong and long!  I am often asked what I feed my kids.  Here is my daughters typical lunch and what the kids enjoy to eat most.  Also some healthy habits to follow and some big no no’s to look for.  Enjoy and be healthy.

1. Lily’s best lunch includes a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat bread, a small apple, baby carrots, raw and salted sunflower seeds, and pretzels. 

2. The kids favorite snacks include apple slices, smoothies made with organic frozen friut, ice and Whey Advanced protein, and whole wheat bagels (no high fructose corn syrup) with agave nectar and butter for my little guy. 

3. Try to buy whole organic non processed foods.  I know it costs more but your children will be happier, their moods and health will improve, and in return so will yours.   You’ll make up the cost by having healthy children who don’t need to go to the doctor.

4.  Try to avoid sugar at all costs.  Save it for special occasions. There are too many negative side effects of sugar to name.  It is so detrimental to their health and has irreversible side effects.  Get rid of sodas and juices for good.  Try a natural soda:  Sparkling water, fresh lemon juice, a splash of fresh orange juice, and a sprinkle of stevia to sweeten.  Pour over some ice and watch the kids enjoy.  Make one for yourself while you’re at it!

5. Water, sunshine, healthy food, exercise and lots of love is all our little babies need.  Healthy habits start early and they start with you the parent.  So lead by example.  Happy families are healthy families!

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