Sleep Like a Drunken Bum
All Natural, Fast Acting Formula Triggers the Simultaneous Production of Deep Sleep and Anti-Aging Hormones!
WARNING: Side effects may include lower levels of stress and anxiety, increased productivity, higher sex-drive, drastic increase in functional lifespan, better memory, and a more pleasant personality.
If you want to look younger—and feel even younger—a better sleep experience may be just what your body needs to “reverse the aging curse.”
Reverse The Aging Curse
During normal waking hours, all cells are damaged, particularly the powerhouse of the cell – the mitochondria. As the cellular engine, it preserves proper DNA function, while ensuring that all the other cells and organs operate at full capacity enabling them to produce key molecules required for healthy living. They are:
- Energizing ATP molecules,
- Neurotransmitters (for memory, focus, and enhanced mood),
- And lots more
Without the production of vital compounds, the aging curse can set in fast.
When the mitochondria are damaged due to lack of sleep, these above, vital cellular functions cease to operate at full capacity and you begin to look and feel lousy.
Just as your vehicle’s engine requires fresh, clean oil every 3,000 miles to run smoothly, your body requires time to repair. When we sleep, our cells undergo the repair or are replaced by newly generated, healthier cells – so that the vital functions above operate efficiently.
This deep sleep process reverses the aging curse every night and it’s called REM sleep!
If you don’t get at least 8 hours of deep, uninterrupted REM sleep every night, this “anti-aging mechanism” ceases to exist – The aging curse continues throughout the day and your health tailspins due to “hormonal ignorance.” But you can reverse this aging curse.
Are You Suffering from Hormonal Ignorance?
Hormones are chemicals—made by cells—that elicit certain responses in the body. They induce sleep, fat burning, muscle growth, and anything else you could imagine.
Our total health—whether we live sick, or live young—is dependent on “hormone intelligence” (i.e. proper hormone output and function).
This intelligence exists ONLY when the body is fully rested courtesy of REM sleep. Otherwise, we experience hormonal ignorance.
How Hormonal Ignorance Tailspins Your Health Trajectory
When you miss out on deep, REM sleep, your health tailspins, and biochemically, the following happens:
- Insulin, the fat-storing hormone, rises.
- Ghrelin, the hunger-inducing hormone, heightens.
- The libido and muscle-inducing hormone, testosterone, sinks.
- The anti-aging hormone, HGH (human growth hormone) dissipates.
- Our free radical scavenging hormone, melatonin, falls rapidly.
- The fat-melting hormone, leptin, crashes.
In general, we become pissed off, fat, hungry, and depressed. This is just the beginning.
As hormonal ignorance continues, our health trajectory takes a nosedive toward:
- poor immunity
- insulin resistance
- Type II diabetes
- and heart disease
Those who don’t get enough shut-eye feel the early signs of this hormone ignorance – excess stress and anxiety, memory loss, mood swings, and fatigue.
For some, these feelings ignite a desperate quest for rest that ends in prescription drug use. If you thought insomnia was bad, try insomnia with a drug addiction.
Don’t Fall For the Drug “Sleep” Trap
If you’re like the millions of Americans who suffer from sleep loss (70 million according to the CDC), don’t fall for the prescription—drug trap like Mark did. It ensnares millions and induces a chemical lobotomy!
Mark is a nocturnal desperado. It’s been more than nine years since he’s had a decent night’s sleep. He would do anything to sleep like a drunken bum. He tried six different mattresses. Cut back on coffee and gulped down gallons of chamomile tea and warm milk, tried the overrated 5-HTP and melatonin sleep supplements, and got cracked a million wacky ways by his chiropractor.Not one attempt helped him get a wink of sleep.
Mark’s quest for rest drove him to gulp down Ambien (zolpidem). This was just the beginning of Mark’s problems.
Prescription drugs work by blocking or triggering a switch within the body. Unfortunately, no drug is selective for just one switch, and side effects ensue. Worse, messing with one switch usually disrupts others, causing our biological wiring to get short-circuited.
The Lunesta and Ambien Alarm
Ambien is no exception. It attempts to mimic sleep by switching off the central nervous system. While you might get shut-eye with Ambien or other sleep pills, such as Lunesta, you’re not getting adequate sleep required to prevent hormonal ignorance because it doesn’t activate other, essential sleep receptors. Users are left with artificial sleep at best or a chemical lobotomy at worst.
You’re Getting Artificial Sleep at Best … A Mental Vasectomy at Worst!
Although Mark initially got a couple of good nights of sleep while taking Ambien, the honeymoon quickly ended.
Commenting on her husband’s mental vasectomy, Mark’s wife said, “Almost immediately, I noticed a severe change in his demeanor. He started experiencing tremendous mood swings, delusions, cursing rage, paranoid and aggressive thoughts, sleep walking, and other activities while he was still asleep!”
Over-the-counter (OTC) antihistamine sleep aids are no better. Many falsely believe these are safe alternatives. Pharmaceutical concoctions like Tylenol PM work against the central nervous system’s chemical histamine to achieve sedation …
But sedation isn’t the same as good sleep. The brain has many other pathways and actions—like serotonin, adenosine, 5-HTP and melatonin—that must be synchronized to activate deep, REM sleep.
This message is rarely heard in the mainstream media because corporate America can’t profit from healthy, natural sleep
That’s why I left the halls of Big Pharma. To expose natural cures (like Serotonin FX for sleep disorders) that trample pharmaceutical profits and actually save lives.
Sleep Like a Drunken Bum, Naturally and Rev Up Your Body’s “Anti-Aging Engine”…With Serotonin-FX!
After nearly a decade of sheer hell caused by a mental vasectomy and insomnia, Mark is now looking forward to bedtime as he gets restful, deep relaxing sleep every night, naturally! And he has vibrant health and hormone intelligence thanks to my new sleep formula Serotonin-FX!
Sleep Like a Drunken Bum within 60 Minutes!
Carefully formulated with the perfect combination of the naturally occurring L-Tryptophan (not 5-HTP) and concentrated Valerian Root, Serotonin-FX works quickly – about 60 minutes – to help you enter into a state of deep, REM sleep (a.k.a. hormonal intelligence) where new cells get replaced by newly generated, healthier cells …
So you wake up feeling fully rested, rejuvenated, and ready to start the day!
FYI: I hate having to dance around big words like sleep cure, but Big Pharma’s legal team won’t let me or any other natural product retailer call my products what they are.
The Three in One Amino Acid that’s Way Better than 5-HTP and Melatonin!
L-Tryptophan is an essential amino acid for proper development, as well as a precursor to serotonin and melatonin – which is why it is way better than supplementing with melatonin! Combined, these neurotransmitters aid in sleep, prevent anxiety and depression, and stop cravings for simple carbohydrates and sugar.
Valerian Root, better known as “The Natural Knockout Pill,” is brimming with organic, sedative compounds like valeric and valerenic acid that not only aid in helping us sleep like drunken bums … but has proven to be nontoxic with absolutely zero addictive properties.
Combined,Serotonin-FX Delivers a “One-Two Knockout Punch That Leaves You Feeling and Looking Younger!”
Unlike prescription drugs, or even “safe” alternatives to risky sleep meds, the proprietary blend of L-Tryptophan and Valerian Root in Serotonin-FX delivers a One-Two Knockout Punch that will have you looking younger – and feeling even younger – in no time!
- No more sleepless nights.
- No more risky, addictive prescription drugs.
- No more mental vasectomies!
Serotonin-FX provides the FASTEST dissolving capsule in the industry! ZERO fillers, colors, or anything else added.
Serotonin-FX is the ABSOLUTE best anti-aging remedy due to its ability to induce restful, energizing, REM sleep… Without side effects (excluding reduced stress and anxiety, better memory, increased productivity, and a more pleasant personality) …
If you’re like millions of American’s who actually want to sleep a healthy eight hours, but can’t, don’t fall into the prescription—drug sleep trap. Try my product.
Yours For Better Health,
The People’s Chemist
P.S. If you’re in the habit of eating healthy and exercising regularly, keep in mind that no matter what healthy habits you engage in during your waking hours, not getting enough sleep will negate your anti-aging endeavors.
Unlock your body’s deep sleep and anti-aging hormones now with Serotonin-FX.
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