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Stinky Sulfur Award: Anyone Selling Methylene Blue Deserves The Highest Honor of Bullshit Artist
By The People's Chemist
There are a few things you should know about me. I love day-old popcorn. I’m a cat person. I hate running. Oh—and I’m not a pharmaceutical puppet who sells whatever-the-f#ck is trending so that I can make money.
There’s already too many of those people. You can find out who they are, based on who is promoting methylene blue. Find one and you have an award winning bullshit artist in the flesh.
As if the public wasn’t already sick from taking so many meds, there’s a new one that can put you into the “cool kids’ club” and even make your mouth blue, so you can virtue signal on social media and act like you know what you’re doing—or lie to yourself and everyone else that you’re doing everything you can to be healthy.
But that’s a lie. If you were Pinocchio, your nose would be longer than that sentence.
These people make me sick.
Here are the facts.
Methylene blue is a synthetic industrial dye that was made in 1876! And now, it needs a new purpose: a longevity secret for unsuspecting victims who can’t fathom that some people will say just about anything to sell you a made up “health cure.” Oftentimes, these hucksters have credentials, letters after their name, and a huge number of followers, many of which are purchased or bots. This sets the stage for a LIE making its way around the world before the truth has even had a chance to tie its shoes.
Snap out of the f#%king pharmaceutical hypnosis!
Methylene Blue is NOT a plant or a nutrient. And it’s NOT some ancient healing compound. It’s an FDA approved drug with a legal loophole that lets Big Pharma’s foot soldiers sell it as a dietary supplement.
Methylene blue was first created by German chemist, Heinrich Caro while working for BASF—one of the largest chemical and pharmaceutical corporations on earth.
Enough said. Just stop reading and go work out.
It came from coal-tar.
That’s right…
Your “longevity hack” started as black f@#cking tar.
Today, methylene blue is manufactured and processed in laboratories using petroleum-derived compounds and synthetic industrial reactions. This is not herbal medicine based on plants. It’s organic chemistry—where you turn one substance into another—like turning crude oil into plastics!
As an organic chemist myself, I make it a rule not to shove sh#t that comes from tar into my body—especially not something that’s refined in a lab, then given a pretty label by the most criminal industry on the planet—Big Pharma. If you didn’t get the memo, this industry has killed off many of your friends, high school peers, and family with statins, vaccines, blood thinners, chemotherapy, HRT, the pill, and Vioxx.
If you don’t believe this by now, slap yourself for being an idiot.
So, why did the FDA approve blue “Franken tar” to be used as a “health miracle”? They didn’t. They approved it as a DRUG - an awful one at that! It’s used for medical emergencies like methemoglobinemia—a dangerous condition where blood loses its ability to carry oxygen properly.
Now, here’s where the loophole starts…
Many companies avoid strict drug regulation by selling methylene blue as:
- “research use only” (meaning that by purchasing and using it, you’re agreeing to be a research subject)
- aquarium cleaner
- laboratory reagent
- nootropic compound (highly touted as giving your brain endless power)
- chemical solution
But consumers are still swallowing “blue Franken tar,” because it’s easy to manipulate, condition, and train human beings who were raised on social media, taught to use Google as research, cheated their way through high school, and watch mainstream news like it’s f#%king gospel…and haven’t read one book cover to cover in their entire life!
All you have to do is create the illusion that something is harmless, get some famous people to hoot and holler about it on a podcast, say the word mitochondria a few times, give it a pretty label, and BAMM, you have a “wellness supplement!” Not one shred of common sense to be found anywhere as to whether or not swallowing chemical blue dye is healthy or not.
Methylene blue is not a wellness supplement. It’s a drug with nasty side effects. If you’re already fat (and who isn’t?), can’t do 10 pushups to save your life, and refuse to think for yourself, then you’re especially at risk.
Reported risks include:
- Nervous system toxicity
- Blue urine and tissue staining
- Serotonin toxicity (where too much serotonin accumulates in the body, potentially causing death)
- Hemolytic anemia in susceptible individuals (a blood disorder where red blood cells die off faster than the bone marrow can make new ones)
- Chest pain
- Shortness of breath
- Elevated blood pressure
- Vomiting
- Confusion
- Dizziness
- Headaches
- Sweating
Oxford Toxicology Research made an aggressive push to warn doctors and the public about the side effects of methylene blue, pleading to medical professionals that, “the basic toxicological characteristics are unknown. Despite reports of severe adverse effects of methylene blue, which could significantly exceed any possible benefits evaluated for the given indication.”
They didn’t stop there! Continuing to sound the alarm, “The toxic effects of the application of methylene blue include serious symptoms such as hemolysis, methemoglobinemia, nausea and vomitus, chest pain, dyspnoea, and hypertension. Some countries regard methylene blue as harmful because of the resulting skin irritation and triggering of an adverse inflammatory response. MB induced serotoninergic toxicity clinically manifests as neuromuscular hyperactivity.”
You want to live longer, better?
Ditch the methylene blue. Work out. Get sunshine. Quit sugar.
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