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Stinky Sulfur Award: Anyone Selling Methylene Blue Deserves The Highest Honor of Bullshit Artist
By The People's Chemist
There are a few things you should know about me. I love day-old popcorn. I’m a cat person. I hate running. Oh—and I’m not a pharmaceutical puppet who sells whatever-the-f#ck is trending so that I can make money.
There’s already too many of those people. You can find out who they are, based on who is promoting methylene blue (also too omega fats, vitamin D, hydrogen water.)… Find someone selling blue lips you have an award winning bullshit artist in the flesh.
As if the public wasn’t already sick from taking so many meds, there’s a new one that can put you into the “cool kids’ club.” As a side benefit, it will virtue signal that you gave fellatio to a Smurf and that somehow you know something about the mitochondria and longevity that only the rare few do…
Here are the facts if anyone gives a shit, otherwise drink blue grime and eat dirt…
Methylene blue is a synthetic industrial dye that was made in 1876! And today, it needs a new purpose: a longevity secret for unsuspecting victims who can’t fathom that some people will say just about anything to sell you a made up “health cure.” Oftentimes, these hucksters have credentials, letters after their name, and a huge number of followers, many of which are purchased or bots. This sets the stage for a LIE making its way around the world before the truth has even had a chance to tie its shoes. This race would never happen if people weren’t so ignorant and desperate.
Methylene Blue is NOT a plant or a nutrient. And it’s NOT some ancient healing compound. It’s an FDA approved drug with a legal loophole that lets Big Pharma’s foot soldiers sell it as a dietary supplement.
Methylene blue was first created by German chemist, Heinrich Caro while working for BASF—one of the largest chemical and pharmaceutical corporations on earth.
Enough said. Just stop reading and go work out.
Methylene blue comes from coal-tar.
Today, methylene blue is manufactured and processed in laboratories using petroleum-derived compounds and synthetic industrial reactions. This is not herbal medicine. It’s organic chemistry—where you turn one substance into another—like turning crude oil into plastics or already risky compounds to even more dangerous ones and disguising them as medicine…
As an organic chemist myself, I make it a rule not to shove sh#t that comes from tar into my body—especially not something that’s refined in a lab, then given a pretty label by the most criminal industry on the planet—Big Pharma. If you didn’t get the memo, this industry has killed off many of your friends, high school peers, and family with statins, vaccines, blood thinners, chemotherapy, HRT, the pill, and Vioxx.
If you don’t believe this by now, slap yourself for being an idiot.
So, why did the FDA approve blue “Franken tar” to be used as a “health miracle”? They didn’t.
Methylene blue is approved as a DRUG - an awful one at that! It’s used for medical emergencies like methemoglobinemia—a dangerous condition where blood loses its ability to carry oxygen properly.
Now, here’s where the loophole starts…
Many companies avoid strict drug regulation by selling methylene blue as:
- “Research use only” (meaning that by purchasing and using it, you’re agreeing to be a research subject)
- Aquarium cleaner
- Laboratory reagent
- Nootropic compound (highly touted as giving your brain endless power)
- Chemical solution
But consumers are still swallowing “blue Franken tar,” because it’s easy to manipulate, condition, and train human beings who were raised on social media, taught to use Google as research, cheat their way through high school, and watch mainstream news like it’s f#%king gospel…and not to mention haven’t read one single book cover to cover in their entire life!
All you have to do is create the illusion that something is harmless, get some famous people to hoot and holler about it on a podcast or 15 second reel, say the word mitochondria a few times, give it a pretty label, and BAMM, you have a “wellness supplement - not one shred of common sense to be found anywhere as to whether or not swallowing chemical blue dye is healthy or not.
I gotta stop ranting. I know…But I tend to get pissed off when people get sick or die in the pursuit of health.
Here’s the facts. Methylene blue is not a wellness supplement. It’s a drug with nasty side effects. If you’re already fat (and who isn’t?), can’t do 10 burpees to save your life and refuse to think for yourself, then you’re especially at risk.
Reported risks include:
- Nervous system toxicity
- Blue urine and tissue staining
- Serotonin toxicity (where too much serotonin accumulates in the body, potentially causing death)
- Hemolytic anemia in susceptible individuals (a blood disorder where red blood cells die off faster than the bone marrow can make new ones)
- Chest pain
- Shortness of breath
- Elevated blood pressure
- Vomiting
- Confusion
- Dizziness
- Headaches
- Sweating
This doesn’t mean methylene blue is automatically “evil.” Hospitals use powerful drugs all the time during emergencies.
But calling a synthetic industrial dye a “natural longevity secret” is where ignorance marries marketing deception. And once again, Big Pharma makes enough profits off this scam to buy our entire government, schools, churches, and everything else you can see, touch, smell and taste.
Oxford Toxicology Research made an aggressive push to warn doctors and the public about the side effects of methylene blue, pleading to medical professionals that, “the basic toxicological characteristics are unknown. Despite reports of severe adverse effects of methylene blue, which could significantly exceed any possible benefits evaluated for the given indication.”
They didn’t stop there! Continuing to sound the alarm, “The toxic effects of the application of methylene blue (MB) include serious symptoms such as hemolysis, methemoglobinemia, nausea and vomitus, chest pain, dyspnoea, and hypertension. Some countries regard methylene blue as harmful because of the resulting skin irritation and triggering of an adverse inflammatory response. MB induced serotoninergic toxicity clinically manifests as neuromuscular hyperactivity.”
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